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The Real Housewives of Columbia the Musical
June 29, 2019 @ 7:00 pm - 10:00 pm
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Grab the furs out of the closet and call up the nanny— it’s time to “Meet the Wives”! Penny, Lulu, Beezus, Babette, and Joanne are the realest housewives around. They’re entrepreneurs, they’re humanitarians, they’re super sassy mamas, and they’re dying to tell you all their juiciest secrets over a few hefty glasses of pino. Regrettably, they may have to reschedule, as they’re all a little tied up at the moment attending the funeral for dearly departed housewife Poppy Grace Von Vandenberg. She knew perhaps a few too many of the others’ secrets and mysteriously ended her own life as the others began pushing her slowly out of their circle. While the housewives mourn their loss, we find out that Grace, in her last will and testament, declared that Joanne should be the new head housewife. Beezus, who might be the eldest housewife if she ever told anyone her actual age, is no less than outraged. Joanne stands by Grace’s decision since, as Joanne herself must admit, she is “Amazing.”